Scratch (2001): http://t.co/rqx4XpSA Awesome skills. Fantastic documentary. #FatBeats #AhYeah

I just learnt that “Mozilla” is short for “Mosaic Killer”.

Today the Galleria smelt like eggs…

If you’re trying to get a coding job surely you’d think about providing examples of your work. #Unbelievable #NotHired

“To get to the bottom.” #BoomBoom #AlsoOverheardInTheOffice

“Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?” #OverheardInTheOffice

So today I was licked on the face by a dog and asked to be a best man. The two are only loosely connected.

Alf has been chuckling to himself whilst researching pet sites. The others in the office think he’s barking…